TINFOIL HAT USER’S MANUAL

TINFOIL HAT USER’S MANUAL

The tinfoil hat offers great protection from the Iluminati if you follow these simple directions:

1. Get a tinfoil hat

2. Wear your tinfoil hat

3. Believe in the Iluminati

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