BIG CHUNGUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Outline
A.  Topic Sentence

1. He was a mighty beast, like Bugs Bunny but 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times larger, heavier, and fatter.

B.  Details and Illustrations 

1. He baffled scientists, as a creature that fat could not possibly exist, according to their calculations.
2. The Chungians, however, just worshipped him.
3. His battle cry rang out across galaxies. CHUNGACHUNGACHUNGACHUNGACHUNGACHUNGA.
4. He would cry out, land on you, and then eat you.
5. If you tried to yeet anything at him he would fart and send it flying back at you in a plume of hot and stinky methane.
6. He would oof you in a matter of seconds if you charged at him with anything short of a nuke.
7. Wherever he went he would leave a trail of destruction.

C. Reflections

He was Big Chungus, the mightiest creature in the multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-verse.
                                                                                                                                                               
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He was a mighty beast, like Bugs Bunny but a thousand times fatter. He sparked a war between scientists and Chungians, for scientists believed he was a hoax while Chungians believed that he was a god. His battle cry rang out across galaxies: "CHUNGACHUNGACHUNGA!!!!!!" His method was  vicious; he would cry out, jump, land on you, and eat you. If you tried to yeet anything at him he would fart and send it flying back at you in a plume of hot, stinky methane. He would oof you in a matter of seconds if you charged at him with anything short of a nuke, and wherever he went he would leave a trail of destruction. He was: Big Chungus. The mightiest creature in the multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-multi-verse.



















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