Empire of Donuts: Info

Laws

Anyone is welcome.

All businesses must pay their workers 10 donuts every 15 minutes.

If a business is not able to do dat, den they can borrow money from the government.

When you join the Empire, your bedroom is officially part of da Empire.

If you do not have a bedroom then you can stay in a tent (provided by the Emperor) until you have enough money to buy part of a bedroom.

If your total balance is less then 200 donuts 🍩, then you shall get an extra 1000 donuts to help you along.

If your balance is below 2000 donuts, then the taxes are five donuts a year.

If your balance is above 2000 donuts, then for every extra five donuts you have, the tax will go up by 3 donuts.

Freedom of religion is allowed.

Racism and sexism are illegal.

When you are under five, then you are in the care of the elders and don’t do any work.

When you turn five, then you start your training, choose a career and get an apprenticeship at where they do that stuff.

Once you are seven, you are an adult and get 1000 donuts 🍩 to start with, but ya gotta getta jobba.

At age 13, you become an elder and have the opportunity to teach the peebles who ain’t seven yet.
At age 16, you can retire and be in da care uv da goveemint.
When you 18, you claseefeed as ded, so if you can drink and drive, you in da wrong plaze.
When the emperor is ded, den a terneemint shall be helled.
Da tob thwee in da terneemint shall be voted on to bee emperor.
Da perzun widda mozt vodes will bee emperor.
Da perzun widda segend mozt vodes will bee vize emperor.
Da perzun widda leezd vodes will get 500 donudz.

Army

The army shall bee composed mainly of people with nerf guns 🔫, but they shall have needles in da ammo. The Air Force shall be drones dropping beer 🍺 bombs 💣. The navy shall be made of some boats that my scientists 👨‍🔬👩‍🔬 will design and that can be remotely operated and are weaponized. The space force is made of Rocket Zs, a very powerful 🚀 that will be supplied by our allies.



I can’t think of anything else to write about.

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