Constitution of The Empire Of Donuts
Preamble
This is da constitution of the Empire Of Donuts.
Construction of Government
The government will be made up of me, the emperor.
Laws
Me, the person, (yes the only residents of the Empire Of Donuts are me and a stuffed monkey) says that these laws can’t be changed except if you give me a donut.
1. No little sisters
2. No insulting me
3. All visitors must be patted down before entry
4. If you do not fart at least once a day you will be thrown out the window
5. The taxes are one donut a year
Bill of Rights
1. All citizens have the right to life, (not that I have the tools to kill you, anyway) liberty, and the pursuit of donuts.
2. They can also have the job of making my bed (pay: 5 donuts per week)
This is da constitution of the Empire Of Donuts.
Construction of Government
The government will be made up of me, the emperor.
Laws
Me, the person, (yes the only residents of the Empire Of Donuts are me and a stuffed monkey) says that these laws can’t be changed except if you give me a donut.
1. No little sisters
2. No insulting me
3. All visitors must be patted down before entry
4. If you do not fart at least once a day you will be thrown out the window
5. The taxes are one donut a year
Bill of Rights
1. All citizens have the right to life, (not that I have the tools to kill you, anyway) liberty, and the pursuit of donuts.
2. They can also have the job of making my bed (pay: 5 donuts per week)
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