Homework: Cat v Human lunch
Easley Essay - Draft 2
My cat and I are having lunch at the airport while waiting for our flight. I want to have a burrito for lunch. My cat wants a burger but burritos are better than burgers. They roll faster then burgers. They are more aerodynamic and they are more held together.
The first reason my cat and I should get burritos and not burgers is that burritos roll faster, because they’re rounder and more protected. Burritos are more protected because of the tortilla, which holds everything together. Once I tried rolling a burrito and a burger down a hill, and the burrito won because it was rounder. The burger, on the other hand, fell apart after 10 seconds. This is important because my cat and I could get a burrito delivered down the hill (the airport is on a hill).
The second reason my cat and I should get burritos and not burgers is that burritos are more aerodynamic. Burritos are straighter and they can’t be lifted up because they’re one big cylinder. This is important because my cat and I can get them stored in running jet engines. Specifically, if plane storage is full then we can tape them to the jet engines.
The final reason my cat and I should get burritos and not burgers is that burritos are more held together. This is important because they won’t fall apart if they are hurled off the plane by some creep. And if you drop them, you can just eat the filling.
In conclusion, burritos are better than burgers. They roll faster then burgers. They are more aerodynamic and they are more held together. These traits are especially valuable because we are about to get on an airplane. My cat now agrees that burritos are da bomb. So, we are getting burritos at the airport.
My cat and I are having lunch at the airport while waiting for our flight. I want to have a burrito for lunch. My cat wants a burger but burritos are better than burgers. They roll faster then burgers. They are more aerodynamic and they are more held together.
The first reason my cat and I should get burritos and not burgers is that burritos roll faster, because they’re rounder and more protected. Burritos are more protected because of the tortilla, which holds everything together. Once I tried rolling a burrito and a burger down a hill, and the burrito won because it was rounder. The burger, on the other hand, fell apart after 10 seconds. This is important because my cat and I could get a burrito delivered down the hill (the airport is on a hill).
The second reason my cat and I should get burritos and not burgers is that burritos are more aerodynamic. Burritos are straighter and they can’t be lifted up because they’re one big cylinder. This is important because my cat and I can get them stored in running jet engines. Specifically, if plane storage is full then we can tape them to the jet engines.
The final reason my cat and I should get burritos and not burgers is that burritos are more held together. This is important because they won’t fall apart if they are hurled off the plane by some creep. And if you drop them, you can just eat the filling.
In conclusion, burritos are better than burgers. They roll faster then burgers. They are more aerodynamic and they are more held together. These traits are especially valuable because we are about to get on an airplane. My cat now agrees that burritos are da bomb. So, we are getting burritos at the airport.
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