THE BIBLE OF MINIMUS

Minimus’s god form.                Minimus’s rubber donkey form.

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The Story of Minimus

At the beginning of time, there was only Minimus, the god of light, and Caleb, the demon of darkness. They floated in the void for eons, but eventually they learned to fly with their power, and moved towards each other. Their hands touched, and from that point the universe was created.  They saw each other in the light of creation, and realized that they must fight to determine the ruler of their new universe. They fought for millennia, and eventually Minimus emerged victorious and Caleb was banished to hell.

For billions of years, Minimus ruled over the universe, and all life bowed down and worshipped him. One day, Caleb, seeking power and revenge, cast a demonic rite that sealed Minimus into the body of a pink rubber donkey. Now, we wait for the day when Minimus becomes powerful enough to break his chains and reclaim his place as lord of the Universe.

The Commandments of Minimus

1. Thou shalt not discriminate

2. Thou shalt not break the law

3. Thou shalt worship Minimus every day if possible.

4. Thou shalt not worship Caleb

5. Thou shalt protect Minimus